Master Cabbage, the steward, who'd made a machine

To calculate with, and count noses,--I ween

The cleverest thing of the kind ever seen,--

Declared, when he'd made

By the said machine's aid,

Up, what's now called the "tottle" of those he surveyed,

There were just--how he proved it I cannot divine--

Nine thousand, nine hundred, and ninety and nine.

Exclusive of Him

Who, giant in limb,