Remember what Lilly says, "Animum rege!"

And as for that shocking bad habit of swearing,--

In all good society voted past bearing,--

Eschew it! and leave it to dustmen and mobs,

Nor commit yourself much beyond "Zooks!" or "Odsbobs!"

2do. When asked out to dine by a Person of Quality,

Mind, and observe the most strict punctuality!

For should you come late,

And make dinner wait,

And the victuals get cold, you'll incur, sure as fate,