And repeats that bad word, which we've softened to "Zooks!"

Two o'clock's come, and Two o'clock's gone,

And the large and the small hands move steadily on,

Still nobody's there,

No De Roos, or De Clare,

To taste of the Scroope's most delicate fare,

Or to quaff off a health unto Bolton's Heir,

That nice little boy who sits in his chair,

Some four years old, and a few months to spare,

With his laughing blue eyes and his long curly hair,