Clarkson—How are you going to do that?

Mrs. Clarkson—Oh, that's my affair.

[Mrs. Clarkson crosses the stage and whispers a word to the commissioner. The commissioner bows very respectfully. Mrs. Clarkson goes out.]

Commissioner [to Dr. Rémonin]—You are a doctor, monsieur?

Rémonin—Yes, monsieur.

Commissioner—Will you have the goodness to give a certificate of death?

Rémonin [significantly]—With great pleasure!

Translated for 'A Library of the World's Best Literature,' by E. Irenæus Stevenson