When the world stands in need ov an aristokrat, natur pitches one into it, and furnishes him papers without enny flaw in them.
Aristokrasy kant be transmitted—natur sez so—in the papers.
Titles are a plan got up bi humans tew assist natur in promulgating aristokrasy.
Titles ain't ov enny more real use or necessity than dog collars are.
I hav seen dog collars that kost 3 dollars on dogs that wan't worth, in enny market, over 87½ cents.
This iz a grate waste of collar; and a grate damage tew the dog.
Natur don't put but one ingredient into her kind ov aristokrasy, and that iz virtew.
She wets up the virtew, sumtimes, with a little pepper sass, just tew make it lively.
She sez that all other kinds are false; and i beleave natur.
I wish every man and woman on earth waz a bloated aristokrat—bloated with virtew.