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CONTENTS

WASHINGTON IRVING
Wouter Van Twiller[1]
Wilhelmus Kieft[8]
Peter Stuyvesant[13]
Antony Van Corlear[15]
General Van Poffenburgh[18]
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Maxims[21]
Model of a Letter of Recommendation of a
Person You Are Unacquainted with[21]
Epitaph for Himself[22]
WILLIAM ALLEN BUTLER
Nothing to Wear[24]
HENRY WARD BEECHER
Deacon Marble[39]
The Deacon's Trout[41]
The Dog Noble and the Empty Hole[43]
ALBERT GORTON GREENE
Old Grimes[45]
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
My Aunt[49]
The Deacon's Masterpiece; or, the Wonderful
"One-hoss Shay"[63]
Foreign Correspondence[106]
Music-Pounding[109]
The Ballad of the Oysterman[142]
NATHANIEL PARKER WILLIS
Miss Albina McLush[51]
Love in a Cottage[125]
WILLIAM PITT PALMER
A Smack in School[56]
B. P. SHILLABER ("Mrs. Partington")
Fancy Diseases[58]
Bailed Out[59]
Seeking a Comet[59]
Going to California[60]
Mrs. Partington in Court[61]
EDWARD ROWLAND SILL
Five Lives[68]
JAMES T. FIELDS
The Owl-Critic[70]
The Alarmed Skipper[104]
JOHN HAY
Little Breeches[74]
HENRY W. SHAW ("Josh Billings")
Natral and Unnatral Aristokrats[77]
JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL
The Yankee Recruit[81]
What Mr. Robinson Thinks[170]
CHARLES DUDLEY WARNER
My Summer in a Garden[90]
FREDERICK S. COZZENS
Living in the Country[111]
CHARLES GODFREY LELAND
Hans Breitmann's Party[127]
FRANCES M. WHICHER
Tim Crane and the Widow[129]
JOHN GODFREY SAXE
The Stammering Wife[135]
ANDREW V. KELLEY ("Parmenas Mix")
He Came to Pay[139]
MARIETTA HOLLEY
A Pleasure Exertion[144]
EDMUND CLARENCE STEDMAN
The Diamond Wedding[162]
MISCELLANEOUS
Why He Left[23]
A Boy's Essay on Girls[38]
Identified[47]
One Better[48]
A Rendition[57]
A Cause for Thanks[73]
Crowded[103]
The Wedding Journey[105]
A Case of Conscience[126]
He Rose to the Occasion[136]
Polite[137]
Lost, Strayed or Stolen[138]
A Gentle Complaint[141]
Music by the Choir[173]
MARK TWAIN
The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calveras County[177]


WASHINGTON IRVING


WOUTER VAN TWILLER