Call up some angels to play their best,

Let him enjoy the music in rest,

See that on finest ambrosia he feeds,

He’s had about all the hell he needs;

It isn’t just hardly the thing to do

To roast him on earth and the future, too.”

They gave him a harp with golden strings,

A glittering robe with a pair of wings,

And he said, as he entered the Realm of Day,

“Well, this beats cucumber, any way!”