You’ll begin to kal’late;
S’pose the crows wun’t fall to pickin’
All the carkiss from your bones,
Coz you helped to give a lickin’
To them poor half-Spanish drones?
Jest go home an’ ask our Nancy
Wether I’d be sech a goose
Ez to jine ye—guess you’d fancy
The etarnal bung wuz loose!
She wants me fer home consumption,