Well then—would you consent their use to share?

’Twould serve us both, and be a bargain rare.

I’d have it thus,—When babbling fools intrude,

Gabbling their noisy nonsense for no good;

Or when ill-nature, well brushed up with wit,

With sneer sarcastic, takes its aim to hit;

Or when detraction, meanest sort of pride,

Spies out small faults, and seeks great worth to hide;

Then make me deaf as ever deaf can be!

At all such times, my ears I lend to thee.