I'll tell you some news as true and as witty,
And how the Commencement grows new.
See how the simony doctors abound,
All crowding to throw away forty pound.
10They'll now in their wives' stammel petticoats vapour
Without any need of an argument draper.
Beholding to none, he neither beseeches
This friend for venison nor t'other for speeches,
And so the Commencement grows new.
Every twice a day teaching gaffer