With his new-fangled oath by Jupiter's thumbs,

That to her health he'll begin a pottle.

He tells her that, after the death of his grannam,

He shall have God knows what per annum.

But still she replied, 'Good Sir, la-bee;

If ever I have a man, Square-cap for me!'

Then Calot Leather-cap strongly pleads,

And fain would derive the pedigree of fashion.

The antipodes wear their shoes on their heads,

20And why may not we in their imitation?