Nor why they never frown or wink.

But why from smiling they refrain

I think I clearly can explain:

They none of them could show much teeth—

Shake, Mulleary and Go-ethe.

BEHOLD THE DEEDS!

(Being the Plaint of Adolphe Culpepper Ferguson, Salesman of Fancy Notions, held in durance of his Landlady for a “failure to connect” on Saturday night.)

I would that all men my hard case would know,

How grievously I suffer for no sin:

I, Adolphe Culpepper Ferguson, for lo!