We ought to be grateful we’ve no war here.”

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“Six a week”—to a girl—“That’s flat!

I can get a thousand to work for that.”

THE RICH MAN

The rich man has his motor-car,

His country and his town estate.

He smokes a fifty-cent cigar

And jeers at Fate.

He frivols through the livelong day,