He’d lie and he’d swear and pull little girls’ hair;

His boyhood was naught but a blot.

At play and in school he would fracture each rule—

In mischief from autumn to spring;

And the villagers knew when to manhood he grew

He would never amount to a thing.

When Jim was a child he was not very wild;

He was known as a good little boy;

He was honest and bright and the teacher’s delight—

To his mother and father a joy.