Bishop. I would I could help them more than I do!

Mlle. You give all you have, my brother. You keep nothing for yourself—you have only bare necessities.

Bishop. Well, I have sent in a bill for carriage hire in making pastoral visits.

Mlle. Carriage hire! I did not know you ever rode. Now I am glad to hear that. A bishop should go in state sometimes. I venture to say your bill is small.

Bishop. Three thousand francs.

Mlle. Three thousand francs! Why, I cannot believe it!

Bishop. Here is the bill.

Mlle. (reading bill). What is this!

Expenses of Carriage
For furnishing soup to hospital1500 francs
For charitable society of D——500 "
For foundlings500 "
For orphans500 "
——
Total3000 francs

So! that is your carriage hire! Ha, ha! I might have known it!