“May I go with you, my pretty maid?”

“You’re kindly welcome, Sir,” she said, etc.

“What is your father, my pretty maid?”

“My father’s a farmer, Sir,” she said, etc.

“What is your fortune, my pretty maid?”

“My face is my fortune, Sir,” she said, etc.

“Then I can’t marry you, my pretty maid,”

“Nobody asked you, Sir,” she said, etc.

LONDON BRIDGE IS BROKEN DOWN