EUPHEMISM
Man in Boat. "Come along, old chap, and let's pull up to Marlow."
Man on Shore. "I think I'll get you to excuse me, old man. I don't like sculling—it—er—hurts the back of my head so!"
A CRISIS
His Better and Stouter Half. "Oh, Charley, if we're upset, you mean to say you expect me to get into this?"