EUPHEMISM

Man in Boat. "Come along, old chap, and let's pull up to Marlow."

Man on Shore. "I think I'll get you to excuse me, old man. I don't like sculling—it—er—hurts the back of my head so!"


A CRISIS

His Better and Stouter Half. "Oh, Charley, if we're upset, you mean to say you expect me to get into this?"