For when yer 'ands was achin' with sea cuts to the bone,
And the Baltic talked north-easters, you'd be alterin' of yer tone,
And might'nt think wot's wrote in print is necessary true,
And perhaps when you was safe agen you'd alter our Menoo.
A TRIAL OF FAITH
Bertie (at intervals). "I used to—— What the—— do a lot of—— Conf—— rowing, one time!"