BIS DAT QUI CITO DAT
Lock-keeper (handing ticket). "Threepence, please."
Little Jenkins. "Not me: I've just paid that fellow back there."
Lock-keeper (drily). "'Im! Oh, that's the chap who collects for the Band!"
HINTS FOR HENLEY
Flannels in moderation are pardonable, but they are slightly out of place if you can't row and it rains.