Mr. Dibbles (at Balham). "Ah, the old Channel
Tunnel scheme knocked on the head at last!
Good job too! Mad-headed project—beastly unpatriotic too!"
Mr. Dibbles (en route for Paris. Sea choppy.)
"Channel Tunnel not a bad idea. Entire journey
to Paris by train. Grand scheme! English people
backward in these kind of things. Steward!" [Goes below.

MY YOT

(A Confidential Carol, by a Cockney Owner, who inwardly feels that he is not exactly "in it," after all)

What makes me deem I'm of Viking blood

(Though a wee bit queer when the pace grows hot),

A briny slip of the British brood?

My Yot!

What makes me rig me in curious guise?