Why, Naturally.—"Cook, ought I to write Salvation Army in converted commas?"
Orthodox.—The Rev. Alexis Tonsher (going round his new parish). "Of course, you observe Lent, Mrs. Rickyard?"
Mrs. Rickyard. "Oh, yes, sir, we allus hev pancakes o' Shrove Tuesday!"
An Excuse.—Mistress. "Another breakage, Jane? And a wedding present, too! How ever did you do it?"
Jane (sobbing). "They al—ways break—when I—drop 'em!"
Appreciative.—Amateur Tenor. "I shall just sing one more song, and then I shall go."