Stirring Event.—Mixing a plum-pudding.
Sentiment for the Servants' Hall.—May we never smell any powder but what is white!
Good Knife for Fruit.—"Le Sabre de mon Pear."
Kitchen Dressers.—Fine cooks.
Self-Respect.—Cook (to fellow-servant who has been after a new place). "Well, 'Liza, will it suit?"
Eliza. "Not if I knows it! Why, when I got there, blest if there wasn't the two young ladies of the 'ouse both a-usin' of one piano at the same time! 'Well,' thinks I, 'this his a comin' down in the world!' So I thought I was best say good mornin'!"