Domestic Economy.—Cook (to Vicar's Wife). "And what's to be done with the sole that was saved yesterday, ma'am?"
Bucolic Boot-boy. "I say, Sarah, wotever be a creematorium?"
Metropolitan Maid. "Oh, you are an ignorant boy! Why, it's French for a milkshop, of course!"
Mistress (soliloquizing). "I'm afraid this hat's rather out of date."
Maid. "Oh, no, mum. It's quite fashionable. Cook has just bought one exactly like it!"