Q. Then, before marriage, what should be your treatment of man?
A. I should do all I can in my power to please him.
Q. And after the nuptial knot had been tied, what then?
A. That, as Mr. Rudyard Kipling would observe, is quite another story.
NEW RULES FOR "PIT"
[On the authority of the Athenæum Club]
(1) The table shall be firmly clamped to the ground, and the cards shall be of metal not less than ¼ inch thick, with rounded corners.
(2) Any player who speaks in such an audible voice that the position of the roof is altered shall be forced to make the damage good.