Things that might have been Expressed Differently.—Uncle George. "So glad you are so much better, Amy, my dear." Amy. "Yes, thank you, Uncle George. Since Dr. Pillum took me in hand my recovery has been simply miraculous!"
Applicant (for situation as parlour-maid). "Should I be expected to hand things at lunch, madam, or do you stretch?"
Lady Caller (to old family servant). "Well, Bridget, did Master Arthur shoot any tigers in India?"
Bridget. "Of coorse he did. Shure we have the horns of the craythurs hung in the hall!"