Being in a new place, you will be naturally curious to examine all the cupboards and drawers up-stairs, but do not be too inquisitive at first, for you will have other opportunities for a good rummage.

Lady (engaging servant). "I ought to tell you that we are all strict teetotalers here. I suppose you won't mind that?" Mary Jane. "Oh, no, mum. I've been in a reformed drunkard's family before!"


SIMPLE SAYINGS FOR THE SILLY

Bad as it is to be fawned upon, it is better than to be bitten.