Mistress (about to engage a new housemaid). "Have you had any experience?" Applicant. "Oh yes, mum. I've been in 'undreds of sitiwations!"
Something New.—Young Ass. "Aw—I'm bored to death with life!" She. "Why don't you do something?" Young Ass. "Aw—there's nothing worth doing that I haven't tried." She. "Isn't there? There must be. Try and think."
