She. Will he give me or Fan the first round dance?
He. Will our chaps at the wickets have a chance?
She. Will my next dress be made with longer skirts.
He. Hoisted? O crikey! Wonder if it hurts?
She. Did that sly Fanny hear him call me "dear"?
He. I wonder if this "weed" will turn me queer?
Employer (to applicant for situation). "And then I am very particular about my cellars; you understand wine, I presume?" Butler. "Hin my last sitiwation, sir, I was considered a very tolerable judge o' wine, sir."