Robinson (with his eyes protruding from his head, from horror). Help, help! help! (After a long shudder.) Brandy! Brandy!! Brandy!!!
[At all the places at the bar there is a general demand for alcohol.
Brown. Yes. Irving was right; soda-water does very well for Shakspeare's histories, but when you come to a piece like The Bells, you require supporting.
[Curtain and moral.
Manager of "Freak" Show. "Have I got a vacancy for a giant? Why, you don't look five feet!"
Candidate. "Yes, that's just it. I'm the smallest giant on record!"