A Rehearsal.—The Captain. "At this stage of the proceedings I've got to kiss you, Lady Grace. Will your husband mind, do you think?"
Lady Grace. "Oh no! It's for a charity, you know!"
An Infant Roscius.
Stage Manager (interviewing children with the idea of engaging them for a new play). "Has this child been on the stage?"
Proud Mother. "No; but he's been on an inquest, and he speaks up fine!"