Leg-itimate Successes.—Modern extravaganzas.
Theatrical.—The only people who never suffer in the long run—managers of theatres.
"Standing Orders."—Free admissions who can't get seats.
"MOST MUSICAL, MOST MELANCHOLY"
Husband (after the Adagio, to musical wife). "My dear, are we going to stay to the 'bitter end'?"