Question and Answer.—"Why don't I write plays?" Why should I?


Not exactly a Theatrical Manager's Guiding Motto.—"Piece at any price."


Our Shakspearian Society.—In the course of a discussion, Mrs. —— observed, that she was positive that Shakspeare was a butcher by trade, because an old uncle of hers had bought lambs' tails from Shakspeare.


"Sound Dues."—Fees to opera box-keepers.