MR. PUNCH AT THE PLAY
SOMETHING FOR THE MONEY
(From the Playgoers' Conversation Book. Coming Edition.)
I have only paid three guineas and a half for this stall, but it is certainly stuffed with the very best hair.
The people in the ten-and-sixpenny gallery seem fairly pleased with their dado.
I did not know the call-boy was at Eton.
The expenses of this house must be enormous, if they always play Box and Cox with a rasher of real Canadian bacon.
How nice to know that the musicians, though out of sight under the stage, are in evening dress on velvet cushions!