Pantomime Child (to admiring friend). "Yus, and there's another hadvantage in bein' a hactress. You get yer fortygraphs took for noffink!"
The Height of Literary Necessity.—"Spouting" Shakspeare.
When are parsons bound in honour not to abuse theatres?
When they take orders.
What Vote the Manager of a Theatre always has.—The "casting" vote.