A five bar rest
Seedy Provincial Actor. "Young man, I hear that you propose to essay the rôle of the melancholy Dane. What induced you to do it?" Prosperous London ditto. "Oh, I don't know. They egged me on to it." Seedy Provincial Actor. "H'm. They egged me OFF!"
LESSONS LEARNED AT A PANTOMIME
(By an Intelligent Schoolboy)