JOYS OF THE SEASIDE

Brown. "What beastly weather! And the glass is going steadily down!"

Local Tradesman. "Oh, that's nothing, sir. The glass has no effect whatever on our part of the coast!"

THE BETTER THE DAY, THE BETTER THE TALK!

BROAD-STARES

Scene—Any fashionable Watering-place where "Church Parade" is a recognised institution.

Time—Sunday, 1 p.m. Enter Brown and Mrs. Brown, who take chairs.