New Boarder. "No, I didn't. I've been troubled with insomnia."
Landlady. "Look here, young man. I'll give you a sovereign for every one you find in that bed!"
TOUCHING APPEAL
Testy Old Gent. (wearied by the importunities of the Brighton boatmen). "Confound it, man! Do I look as if I wanted a boat?"
ROBERT AT THE SEASIDE
I've bin spending my long Wacation of a fortnite at Northgate.