Mr. Brown (first day down). "Sixpence."
Mrs. B. "Oh, indeed! Perhaps, sir, you are not aware that your wife and family have listened to those same niggers for the last ten days for a penny!"
PLEASURES OF THE SEASIDE
Mermaiden. "I am told you keep a circulating library?"
Librarian. "Yes, miss. There it is! Subscription, two shillings a-week; one volume at a time; change as often as you please! Would you like to see a catalogue?"