A LITTLE FAMILY BREEZE
Mrs. T. "What a wretch you must be, T.; why don't you take me off? Don't you see I'm overtook with the tide, and I shall be drownded!"
T. "Well, then—will you promise not to kick up such a row when I stop out late of a Saturday?"
ALL IN THE DAY'S WORK
"And look here! I want you to take my friend here and myself just far enough to be up to our chins, you know, and no further!"