Mrs. F. "My child! My child!"
Mr. F. (rising from the water). "Be quiet, can't you! Woo-o-m—" (the rest is inaudible, but the watery pair are saved just in time, and renew their dispute in the boat as soon as they are rescued from their perilous position).
Mabel (soliloquising). "Dear me, this relaxing climate makes even one's parasol seem too heavy to hold!"
HOLIDAY HAUNTS
By Jingle Junior on the Jaunt
I.—GREAT YARMOUTH