"THE MEAT SUPPLY"
Bathing-man. "Yes, mum, he's a good old 'orse yet. And he's been in the salt water so long, he'll make capital biled beef when we're done with him!!!"
Our Poetess. "Do not talk to me of dinner, Edwin. I must stay by this beautiful Sea, and drink it all in!"
Bill the Boatman. "Lor! She's a thirsty one too!"
HOW TO KILL TIME AT THE SEASIDE
Hire bath-chairs, put the bath-chairmen inside, and drag them as fast as you can up and down the parade.