Man with Sand Ponies. "Now then, Mister, you an' the young lady, a pony apiece? 'Ere y'are!"

Snobley (loftily). "Aw—I'm not accustomed to that class of animal."

Man (readily). "Ain't yer, sir? Ne' mind." (To boy.) "'Ere, Bill, look sharp! Gent'll have a donkey!"


SEASIDE SPLITTERS

LOW-TIED ROCKS
SEE-WEED MUSCLE GATHERERS
A KNAW WESTER HIGH TIED