"NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE"
Materfamilias (just arrived at Shrimpville—the children had been down a month before). "Well, Jane, have you found it dull?"
Nurse. "It was at fust, M'm. There was nothink to improve the mind, M'm, till the niggers come down!!"
BY THE SAD SEA WAVES
"But, are you sure?"
"Yus, lady. 'E's strong as an 'orse!"