First Scorcher. "Call that exercise?"
Second Scorcher. "No. I call it sitting in a draught!"
Not to be Caught.—
Motorist (whose motor has thrown elderly villager into horse-pond). "Come along, my man, I'll take you home to get dry."
Elderly Villager. "No, yer don't. I've got yer number, and 'ere I stays till a hindependent witness comes along!"