First Scorcher. "Call that exercise?"

Second Scorcher. "No. I call it sitting in a draught!"


Not to be Caught.—

Motorist (whose motor has thrown elderly villager into horse-pond). "Come along, my man, I'll take you home to get dry."

Elderly Villager. "No, yer don't. I've got yer number, and 'ere I stays till a hindependent witness comes along!"