Quite Impossible.—Motorist. "What! Exceeding the legal limit? Do we look as if we would do such a thing?"
THE INTERPRETATION OF SIGNS
Custodian. "This 'ere's a private road, miss! Didn't yer see the notice-board at the gate, sayin' 'No thoroughfare'?"
Placida. "Oh yes, of course. Why, that's how I knew there was a way through!"