Miller (looking after cyclist, who has a slight touch of motor mania). "Well, to be sure! There do be some main ignorant chaps out o' London. 'E comes 'ere askin' me 'ow many 'orse power the old mill ad got."
Cyclist (whose tyre has become deflated). "Have you such a thing as a pump?"
Yokel. "'Ees, miss, there's one i' the yard."
Cyclist. "I should be much obliged if you would let me use it."
Yokel. "That depends 'ow much you want. Watter be main scarce wi' us this year! Oi'll ask feyther."