An admirable improvement in motor-cars is about to be introduced by one of our leading firms. Cars are frequently overturned, and the occupants buried underneath. In future, on the bottom of every car made by the firm in question there will be engraved the words, "Here lies——," followed by a blank space, which can be filled up by the purchaser.


He. "Do you belong to the Psychical Society?"

She. "No; but I sometimes go out on my brother's machine!"



Wheel and Woe.—A Brooklyn inventor has patented a cycle-hearse.