Winny (one mile an hour) to Annie (two miles an hour). "Scorcher!"
The Favourite of the Motor-Cars.—Petroleum.
In England, says a French writer, motoring is not considered a sport because it does not involve killing anything. This is but one more example of Continental aspersion.
As a result of his trip over the Gordon-Bennett course, the Roman Catholic Archbishop of Dublin now recommends the motor-car for pastoral visits. This will be no new thing. For years past some people have looked on the motor-car in the light of a visitation.
Cycling Conundrum.—Q. What article of the cyclist girl's attire do a couple of careless barbers recall to mind?