Juggernautical.—Unfortunate Cyclist (who has been bowled over by motor-car). "Did you see the number?"

Jarge. "Yes, there was three on 'em. Two men and a woman."


EXPECTATION.—The Browns welcoming the Robinsons (awfully jolly people, don't you know,) from whom they have had a letter saying that they will arrive early in the day by motor.


REALISATION.—The Browns, when the arrivals have removed their motor glasses, etc., disclosing not the Robinsons, but those awful bores, the Smiths.