"So long!"

The elderly bobby, who's stuffy and cobby,

Ain't got arf a chance with a scorcher on wheels;

Old buffers may bellow, and young gals turn yellow,

But what do I care for their grunts or their squeals?

No, when they go squiffy I'm off in a jiffy,

The much-abused "scorcher" is still going strong.

And when mugs would meddle, I shout as I pedal—

"So long!"

Wot are these fine capers perposed by the papers?